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Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Junk Mail Genius

My friend Alana forwarded this bit of genius in email. Its how to turn junk mail into a weapon to stop junk mail. Andy Rooney inspired. Might have to try this :)


When you get "ads" enclosed with your phone or utility bill, return these "ads" with your payment. Let the sending companies throw their own junk mail away.

When you get those "pre-approved" letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw away the return envelope. Most of these come with postage-paid return envelopes, right? It costs them more than the regular 37 cents postage "IF" and when they receive them back. It costs them nothing if you throw them away!

The postage was around 50 cents before the last increase and it is according to the weight. In that case, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little, postage-paid return envelopes. Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express. Send a pizza coupon to Citibank. If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them their blank application back! If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn't on anything you send them. You can even send the envelope back empty if you want to just to keep them guessing! It still costs them 37 cents.

The banks and credit card companies are currently getting a lot of their own junk back in the mail, but folks, we need to OVERWHELM them. Let's let them know what it's like to get lots of junk mail, and best of all they're paying for it...Twice! Let's help keep our postal service busy since they are saying that e-mail is cutting into their business profits, and that's why they need to increase postage costs again. You get the idea! If enough people follow these tips, it will work---- I have been doing this for years, and I get very little junk mail anymore.

8 Comments:

Blogger M said...

I love this idea - i will start doing that - should be funny :-)

11:45 PM

 
Blogger cola boy said...

I've been sending back those pre-paid envelopes for several years! I usually send them pages from my desk calendar. If I'm really annoyed I stick in an ad for a gay porno DVD.

6:32 AM

 
Blogger Jim said...

Cola, LOL, now thats a really good idea!

Maybe I could start sending them my 'recycle' aluminum, let them be aware of the need to recycle more than paper :)

8:30 AM

 
Blogger Just Me said...

how ingenious!! i wonder if it will piss them off as much as it does us to get them!

9:03 PM

 
Blogger Jim said...

Hi Wendi,

Oh lets hope so! I just made my first delivery today. One big envelope filled with lovely presents like great expectations ads, 300 coupons for Pizza Hut and a flyer for 'permanent hair removal' -- all directed to a magazine.

Subscribe all that! :)

10:23 PM

 
Blogger cola boy said...

I've heard the rumor that if you tape one of those things to a brick and drop it in the mail, the post office will still deliver it and they get charged a huge amount of postage. I haven't dared try that one yet.

7:01 AM

 
Blogger Jim said...

Oh, Cola, a brick! LOL. Good idea. I must admit I am having way too much fun with this :)

4:06 PM

 
Blogger hbjock said...

That'sa great idea! I'll have to start doing that!

2:51 AM

 

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