School System Causes Puberty

People are entertaining.

Im talking to one my best friends and she relays this funny story about one of her friends who lives in Allen, we'll call her Susan. Susan has a pre-teen son that she recently caught downloading porn on the internet. She was disturbed. OK, I can understand her concern a little but come on, her son is a pre-teen, he is going to become interested in sex. I can also agree that internet porn is probably not the best introduction to sex.

So Susan in her outrage cannot accept the fact that her sweet little boy is growing up. She has an older daughter but never experienced this change with her. Instead of accepting the fact that her son is entering puberty she has reassigned blame to the school system. I'm not kidding. She and her family are moving to another part of Allen to enter a new school system so that her son can be away from those "bad influences".

Funny, I didnt realize that the school system caused puberty, must have been asleep that day in basic human biology.