¿WTF?

For those of you offended by language, exit now, I'm about to unload a ton of foul language. If you want to know why, read this.

Idiot Of The Year Article

Oh, allow me to retort.

Dear Mr.Phelps,

You have so got to be kidding me with this heaping pile of shit.

I'll be the first to admit that I don't keep up with current events, but I think I would have heard something about our military going on record as pro-gay. Seriously, where are the recruiting stations on Cedar Springs, did I miss those? C'mon, I'm dying of curiosity. Please tell me who's ass you're pulling this idea out of because it can't be your own ass, your head is too far up your own ass for an idea to co-exist, even a baseless, stupid fuck idea like this one.

Fine, you hate gays, whatever. Anyone with the sense to dress themselves in the morning is going to see you for what you are, rendering you yet another hot-air blowing, religious zealot with no credibility. Please, my 7 year old neice could see through your transparent shield of G-d, which you use to deflect your own ignorance and fear. In the future, I would appreciate it if you didn't drag my G-d into your putrid agenda, thanks. Stupid motherfucker.

But that isn't what pisses me off, your brand of dysfunction will self-implode like the others before you. Here's what really does it, you decided to disrespect the soldiers (oh, and their families too) who died in this clusterfuck of a war. I was not a proponent of this war, nonetheless I will absolutely show some common human respect for those that fought and died in it.

Hello, these people died doing what they thought was best to protect your inbred, hate-wielding ass and now you're going to shit all over them? Nice. I feel sorry for you and your inane 'congregation'. I feel sorry for Topeka, Kansas for having their name dragged through the mud on your behalf. I feel sorry for the US for having to tolerate yet another Jim Jones wannabe cult-leader, collecting the weak and feeble into yet another frenzied, psychotic nightmare.

I'm embarassed to call you an American.

Actually, I'm embarassed to call you human.

Hugz and kissies from Texas

PS: I hear Wal Mart is having a special on heat-resistant undies, better stock up buddy, you're going to need them.