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Tuesday, June 28, 2005

And That Marjorie, Is The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia


Julia Sugarbaker Posted by Hello

So now everyone knows I used a Julia Sugarbaker line on Date3. It just seemed appropriate for the moment.

Designing Women was probably one of my favorite shows and Dixie Carter portrayed one of my favorite characters on television. I think everone likes her because her character is strong and is impassioned over injustices - more importantly, she is willing to speak out about them. This in in nutshell would also describe my mom. The irony is that my mom is also an interior designer living in Georgia.

This is by far my favorite Julia Rant -

JULIA: Excuse me, aren't you Marjorie Leigh Winnick, the current Miss Georgia World?

MARJORIE: Why, yes I am.

JULIA: I'm Julia Sugarbaker, Suzanne Sugarbaker's sister. I couldn't help over hearing part of your conversation.

MARJORIE: Well, I'm sorry. I didn't know anyone was here.

JULIA: Yes, and I gather from your comments there are a couple of other things you don't know, Marjorie. For example, you probably didn't know that Suzanne was the only contestant in Georgia pageant history to sweep every category except congeniality, and that is not something the women in my family aspire to anyway. Or that when she walked down the runway in her swimsuit, five contestants quit on the spot. Or that when she emerged from the isolation booth to answer the question, "What would you do to prevent war?" she spoke so eloquently of patriotism, battlefields and diamond tiaras, grown men wept.

And you probably didn't know, Marjorie, that Suzanne was not just any Miss Georgia, she was the Miss Georgia. She didn't twirl just a baton, that baton was on fire. And when she threw that baton into the air, it flew higher, further, faster than any baton has ever flown before, hitting a transformer and showering the darkened arena with sparks! And when it finally did come down, Marjorie, my sister caught that baton, and 12,000 people jumped to their feet for sixteen and one-half minutes of uninterrupted thunderous ovation, as flames illuminated her tear-stained face! And that, Marjorie --- just so you will know --- and your children will someday know --- is the night the lights went out in Georgia!

1 Comments:

Blogger Jeffrey Ricker said...

Seeing as I have quoted this Terminator tirade on my own blog in the past, and am known to cite it frequently to friends, enemies, and anyone who will listen, naturally I had to leave a comment as a somewhat kindred spirit in this respect. I sometimes feel like Julia is my feisty spirit guide--as if I needed more encouragement to mouth off....

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