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Saturday, September 29, 2007


Kendra's husband turned 40, woo! In honor of his older-ness, she decided to throw him a party. Just for fun, since they are both from a small town in West Texas, she decided a white trash theme would be the most interesting. It was! You know when you've got sausage balls, trahscan punch, a blowup doll and men in half shirts, there is going to be trouble.

HEU Tara and Me before the trek

HEU Tara, Bon Jovi video slut impression

Kendra, strippered out

Kendra and formerly Ricky Bobby

My Ricky Bobby costume didnt last long since it was long sleeve, oh so breathable nylon and it was hot outside. I should have just worn my stripper outfit. Well, on second thought.

The party was fun. Kndra had been planning the details for months, acquiring those important items like individual vacuum sealed Spam, pie tin plates, NASCAR posters, mullet wigs and the all important blowup doll.

Every party should have one

The blowup doll became more and more gross as the evening went on. Someone stuck a mullet wig in the doll's bikini, then there was the grilled sausages and Vienna sausages. Naturally the cheese in a can found its way to her head. I wont post those since they make me throw up a little.



Anonymous Jason said...

You're my white trash hero!! Those photos of you and Tara are hilarious!!! You actually could pass as a race car driver.

Poor blow up Dolly. She never had a chance.

3:48 PM

Blogger Jim said...

LOL, thanks!

Poor Dolly met an untimely demise the next day, they just popped her and threw her in the bin (not that I Blame them) :)

6:41 AM

Anonymous sangroncito said...

white trash in Texas? I don't believe it!

7:52 PM

Blogger steve'swhirlyworld said...

very the pics.

9:33 AM

Blogger Jim said...

Believe it Sangroncito, if WT can be in California, it can be here too!

5:21 PM

Blogger Jim said...

LOL, tres chic steve!

5:21 PM

Blogger Michael said...

Jim, one day you (or at least the rest of the party goers) will wish y'all had burned those photos!

That rubber doll was scary.

But the party looked like a heck of a lot of fun.

7:50 AM

Blogger Jim said...

Michael, I already wish I had destroyed the doll shots, the rest are still funny. Yep, it was a hoot!

6:21 PM


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